@rondetto Said 
My wife and l decided we would never go to bed annoyed at each other.
We've been sitting up since Tuesday.
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Just went into the shop and said "Can I pay by card? He said "No problem, what card do you have?"
I said "The six of spades.."
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“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… "
“I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…"
“But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”
“Well, in that case ma'am, you’d better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now.”
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Apr 15, 2024 @ 15:36:33
