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@rondetto Said

I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes!



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I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,

all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey.



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They had too look around for a translator in the benefits office today.

Some stupid idiot came in speaking English.



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A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, "Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!"



"You clot. That's my daughter you're talking about!" the person responds.



"Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father."



"I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm her mother."



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