Some great ways to annoy people at work:
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (don't disguise your voice)
3. Insist that your email addresss be
@companyname. com">xena-goddess-of-fire
@companyname. com or
@companyname. com">elvis-the-king
@companyname. com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone ahs gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo fiel of all your checks, write "for sexual favours".
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13. Don't use any punctuation and always WRITE IN CAPS.
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15. Ask people what sex they are.
16. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especiallu effective if your boss is the opposite gender)
17. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom"
18. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
19. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social event because you're not in the mood.
20. Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald?s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
21. Attach a sign that says "FAX" tp the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
22. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. ?That?s a good point Sparky.? ?No I?m sorry I?m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.?
23. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, ?Oh you?ve got to be faster than that.?
24. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, ?Oh you?ve got to be faster than that.?
25. Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Feb 21, 2008 @ 14:00:09
glad I don't work where you do 
