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oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#1New Post! Mar 01, 2005 @ 10:04:46
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down:
73 in a 55 zone.

When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over,
but only partially off the road.
Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard.
Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror.

The cop that stepped out of his car was Bob; Bob from Church?

Jack sunk farther into his seat. This was worse than the coming
ticket, a Christian cop catching a guy from his own church.

Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday,
a man he'd never seen in uniform.

Jack - "Hi, Bob."

Bob - "Hello, Jack." No smile.

Jack - "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife
and kids."

Bob - "Yeah, I guess."

Jack - "I've seen some long days at the office lately. I'm
afraid I was going a little fast. Diane said something about
roast beef and potatoes tonight. Know what I mean?"
Jack toed at a pebble on the pavement.

Bob - "I know what you mean. I also know that you have a
reputation for speeding."

Ouch. This was not going in the right direction. Time to
change tactics.

Jack - "What'd you clock me at?"

Bob - "Seventy. Would you sit back in your car please?"

Jack - "Now wait a minute here, Bob. I checked as soon as I saw
you. I was barely nudging 65."

Bob - "Please, Jack, in the car."

Flustered, Jack hunched himself through the still-open door.
Slamming it shut, he stared at the dashboard. The minutes
ticked by. Why hadn't he asked for a driver's license?
A tap on the door jerked his head to the left. There was Bob,
with a folded paper in hand.

Jack rolled down the window a mere two inches, just enough room
for Bob to pass him the slip.

"Thanks a lot!" Jack could not quite keep the sneer out of his
voice.

Bob returned to his police car without a word as Jack unfolded
the sheet of paper. How much was this one going to cost?

Jack began to read:
"Dear Jack, once I had a daughter. She was six when killed by a
car. You guessed it - a speeding driver.

A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to
hug his daughters (all three of them). I only had one, and I'm
going to have to wait until Heaven before I can ever hug her
again.

A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man for killing my
daughter. A thousand times I thought I had. Maybe I did, but I
need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me. And be careful.
My son is all I have left.

Bob"

Jack turned around in time to see Bob's car pull away and head
down the road. Jack watched until it disappeared. A full 15
minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home,
praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids
when he arrived.

Life is precious so handle it with care.
Drive safely and carefully.

Remember, cars are not the only things recalled by their maker.

*~by Bill Stephens~*
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#2New Post! Mar 01, 2005 @ 11:49:35
that is so true, you know that nearly made me cry...
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#3New Post! Mar 01, 2005 @ 14:12:47
Yeah, makes ya think, does`nt it?
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#4New Post! Mar 01, 2005 @ 14:14:03
Yea I hate people that speed, it's so dangerous. People just don't think of the consequences of their actions
pinksparklystars On October 08, 2015




Austin, Texas
#5New Post! Mar 01, 2005 @ 16:39:08
that is really sad
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#6New Post! Mar 02, 2005 @ 07:16:09
I just hope it gets its message over to speeders.
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#7New Post! Mar 02, 2005 @ 10:26:03
Yea shame bj aint here to read it... although he probably couldn't of anyway!!!
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#8New Post! Mar 02, 2005 @ 16:51:44
lol, meeeeow!
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#9New Post! Mar 02, 2005 @ 22:34:47
lol what ya sayin bout me
essenceofjme On March 05, 2024
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f***ing, Morocco
#10New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 13:59:26
I understand and will never do it again...Swear by my life.
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#11New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 14:00:05
Gets the point across, huh?
essenceofjme On March 05, 2024
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f***ing, Morocco
#12New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 14:03:06
It did that very well actually.. i did nearly cry.
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#13New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 14:03:37
yea, oldways posted it as he felt strongly about it too
christiana On November 29, 2007




Frazier Park, California
#14New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 14:09:15
That is a really great story!!!
i hope that people will look at their speedometers more often, but not more often than the road!!!
essenceofjme On March 05, 2024
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f***ing, Morocco
#15New Post! Jun 27, 2005 @ 14:37:32
Yep.Me too. 8)
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